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"Good humor isn't
a trait of
character; it is an
art which requires
practice"
[David Seabury] |
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When
angry, count four;
when very angry, swear.
[Mark Twain] |
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When in charge ponder.
When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.
[Unknown Author] |
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When in doubt, make a
fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
So, what the hell, leap!
[Cynthia Heimel] |
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If this is coffee, please
bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
[Abraham Lincoln]
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Good humor is a tonic for
mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is
a business asset. It attracts and keeps
friends. It
lightens human
burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
[Grenville Kleiser]
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Good taste and
humor are a
contradiction in
terms, like a chaste
whore.
[Malcolm Muggeridge] |
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True humor springs not
more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence
is love. It issues not in
laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far
deeper.
[Thomas Carlyle] |
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The secret to humor is
surprise.
[Aristotle]
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People of humor are
always in some degree people of genius.
[Samuel Taylor Coleridge]
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