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"Good humor isn't a trait of character; it is an art which requires practice"                                                           [David Seabury]
 

 

 
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.                 [Mark Twain]
 
When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.                                                              [Unknown Author]
 
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!                                                                     [Cynthia Heimel]
 

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.                                           [Abraham Lincoln]

 

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.                   [Grenville Kleiser]

 
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.                                                                  [Malcolm Muggeridge]
 
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.                  [Thomas Carlyle]
 

The secret to humor is surprise.                                                             [Aristotle]

 

People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.                                                                             [Samuel Taylor Coleridge]

 

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