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"A person without
a sense of humor is
like a wagon without
springs. It's jolted
by every pebble on
the road."
[Henry Ward Beecher] |
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"Sometimes I lie awake at
night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me,
'This is going to take more than one night.'"
[Charles M. Schulz] |
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"Don't sweat the petty
things and don't pet the sweaty things"
[George Carlin] |
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"Have you ever noticed
that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going
faster than you is a maniac?"
[George Carlin] |
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"I will find humor in my
everyday life by looking for people I can
laugh at"
[Unknown]
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"One never needs their
humor as much a when they
argue with a fool."
[Chinese Proverbs]
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"An optimist
stays up until
midnight to see the
new year in. A
pessimist stays up
to make sure the old
year leaves."
[Bill Vaughn] |
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"Humor is reason gone
mad."
[Groucho Marx] |
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"Humor is a rubber sword
- it allows you to make a point without drawing blood"
[Mary Hirsch]
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"See, the problem is that
God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a
time."
[Robin Williams]
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