Master how to gain control of situations to
improve your life. Know yourself a little
better and understand why you react and behave the
way you do. Hope that you would find these tips
useful and handy.
25 SIGNS THAT
YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1) Sleeping on the couch makes your
back hurt.
2) Having sex in a twin-sized bed is
absurd.
3) You keep more food than beer in
the fridge.
4) 6am is when you get up, not when
you go to sleep.
5) You hear your favourite song in an
elevator.
6) You carry an umbrella. You check
the weather report.
7) Your friends marry and divorce
instead of hook-up and break-up.
8) You go from 130 days of vacation
time to seven.
9) Jeans and a T-shirt no longer
qualify as 'dressed up.'
10) You're the one calling the police
because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the
stereo.
11) Older relatives feel comfortable
telling sex jokes around you.
12) You don't know what time
McDonald's closes anymore.
13) Your car insurance goes down and
your car payments go up.
14) You feed your dog Science Diet
instead of Mc Donald's.
15) Your potted plants are alive. And
you can't smoke any of them.
16) You no longer take naps from noon
to 6pm.
17) Dinner and a movie - The whole
date instead of the beginning of one.
18) Eating a basket of chicken wings
at 3am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19) You go to the drugstore for
Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20) Cheap wine is no longer 'pretty
good stuff.'
21) You actually eat breakfast foods
at breakfast time.
22) " I just can't drink the way I
used to be," replaces " I'm never going to drink that much again."
23) Over 90 percent of the time you
spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24) You don't drink at home to save
money before going to a bar.
25) You read this entire list looking
for one sign that doesn't apply.
